I am not making any home-made things.

l can not do chores for people
l can not bake/cook
l can not sell anything
I am not doing a sponsored walk.
I am not walking round the town wearing stupid clothes asking for money.
I am not singing carols/songs/telling jokes/dancing/acting.
And I am not going round town telling them its for charity.
l can not make/buy t-shirts either.
l can not go on paper rounds.
l can not get a job anywhere.
There is a photocopier in the shops/store/whatever...
l can design things on the computer
l can get my friends involved

Useless pieces of information you might find useful
I am good with music
I am not a good singer
Nearly everybody in the neighborhood knows me
l do not have much money. l have under £10.
l like taking the mickey out of people, but I am shy to people l do not know well.
l do karate.

My advice would be to learn to bake holiday cookies. l mean you are the Cookie Monster after all. :)

Good Luck and l Hope this Helps.

You can design things on the computer?
Then print out little leaflets, notices saying u can make personalised calenders, christmas cards, print photos etc on the computer for a small fee.
Price photos & cards as per item, because not everybody wants hundreds of cards/photos. You r more likely to get some sale if it is per item priced reasonably.
Add, u r willing to give a discount for a bigger order.
Make ur leaflets bold & colourful. It will catch peoples attention.
When you'd done that, go round & put them into the neighbourhood is letterboxes.

Good Luck.